Once upon a time, a daddy decided to take a refreshing shower while enduring the heat of a Southern summer day. While he was enjoying his respite behind frosted shower doors, his 3 y.o. daughter wandered into the unlocked bathroom.
Mommy was embarking on a laundry adventure in the utility room when she heard a surprised shout filled the house...."WHATRYOUDOIN'INERE???!" which was immediately
followed by the pitter patter sound of happy little feet as the 3 y.o. daughter re-entered the part of the house that had previously been abandoned.
She intercepts Mommy who was on her way to investigate the distressing sound.
Standing in the living room with a grin from ear to ear and her hands behind her back, she proudly states, "Mommy, I saw daddy's butt and he had pink poop hanging from it!!!".
This is a true story. The End.
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